Gossip Girl Reality Index!

Every Tuesday morning, the previous night's Gossip Girl is broken down by New York Magazin and assigns scores according to its "reality index." Below are some of the highlights (and lowlights) from the magazine's analysis of "Bonfire of the Vanity."

Nelly Yuki would not have expensive accessories like that and still wear those hideous glasses. Blair simply wouldn't let her! Minus 4.


Plus 5 for this entire conversation:
Blair: Dorota, are you insane?
Dorota: I don't know.
Blair: You used the everyday china. Cyrus will think we're just common upper-middle class. Get the Auberge and hurry up!


And an additional plus 3 for when Dorota, unprompted, replaces the everyday china when she and Blair see how ugly Cyrus is.


Rufus Humphrey describes Agnes' mother as "more Courtney Love than June Cleaver," which is exactly what his references would be. Plus 1.


Dan says he "killed" the New York story. Oh, yeah, that story about a billionaire committing murder/arson? Yeah, we can skip that one. No worries! Minus 10.

Blair Waldorf's little group friends are so nervous planning her birthday party that their laughs sound like shrieks of terror. Plus 2.

How long does Serena have to stare at the phone smiling after getting Aaron's text message? Minus 1.

"[The story] will ruin our family," Chuck pleads to Dan. "Don't do it, please." Minus 4, because he would have assassinated Dan before saying please.

Jenny and Agnes' fights are so classic teenager, down to Jenny's accusation that Agnes was "acting out." This is why none of us had careers at 15. Plus 2.

The angles at which they filmed the scene with Serena and Cyrus were hilarious. It was like she was a giant and he was, well, Wallace Shawn. Plus 2.

In the scene where Agnes went crazy, Jenny would have fought way harder. She just stood there as Agnes dumped lighter fluid on her dresses, and then went, "What are you doing?" as Agnes stalked around for 20 minutes trying to light a match. Jenny had enough time to drop a dump truck on her face. Minus 6.

Pretty Sneaky :O

Joe Jonas is dating 10,000 BC actress Camilla Belle, reports People.After breaking up up with Taylor Swift last month over a 27-second phone call, the 19-year-old middle Jonas brother quietly began seeing 22-year-old Camilla, who starred in the Jonas Brothers video “Lovebug.” An inside source reveals, “They met on the set of his music video. All the guys always had thought she was really pretty and that’s why they asked her to be in it. It was only after doing the video that they began to date. They are not public about it but they’ve just been hanging out with their friends and Joe’s brothers. They are very private about it. She’s a really good girl and it seems they share a lot of the same characteristics and morals.” Is this why Joe and Taylor broke up? Umm... Is it me or do they kinda look alike? The two are 3 years are apart which is a year difference beetween Miley (turns 16 on Nov. 23) and Justin. I know its a bit different for Miley but they better not cut Joe some slack! :]

P.S. Joe supposedly dumped Taylor in early October. The official Lovebug video was released on October 19. Us Weekly claims the production took place back on September 19. EEP!

So Jamille, Jami, Coe, Jelle, or Conas? These are terrible :]

Fly On The Wall

Miley Cyrus and boyfriend Justin Gaston catch a late-night showing of the animated film Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa on Friday night in Burbank, California. Earlier that week, on Saturday Miley was seen filming her new music video for new single "Fly On The Wall." Filming took place in downtown Los Angeles. The soon to be 16-year-old Disney star was seen with her mom Tish and older sister Brandi. This pop meets punk song makes you want to get up and dance! Check out this clip of these sneaky lyrics:

You don't understand what it is
That makes me tickBut you wish you did
You always second guess, wonder if
I say yes but you just lose out every time

If you only knew what I talked about
When I'm with my friends just hangin' out
Then you'd have the inside scoop
On what to say, what to do
That way when you play the game
Baby you can never lose

(Chorus:)
Don't you wish that you could be a fly on the wall
A creepy little, sneaky little fly on the wall
All my precious secrets, yeahYou'd know them all
Don't you wish that you could be a fly on the wall

Model meets car campaign

Shake it! :]

I absoulutley LOVE these bumblebee inspired nails.

The Three Musketeers!

The Three Musketeers!-Blake Lively and Penn Badgley (the cutest couple ever) along with gossip girl co-star Jessica Szhor partied all night long for Juicy Couture's 5th Avenure flagship store in New York City on thursday. :]

Harry and Hermione?

In a recent interview with J. K. Rowling she admits that Harry and Hermione "could have gone that way" because Hermione "shared something very instense with Harry," but that ultimately, they are not for each other. Rowling maintains that Harry's true soulmate is Ginny, and that even though Hermione and Ron have shared moments, they are ultimately destined for a close friendship. :]

The Twilight Epidemic :]

Twilight stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson grace the cover of of the three part Twilight themeed Entertainment Weekly. Inside the magazine, author Stephenie Meyer talks about her skepticism over Robert, who plays lead vampire Edward Cullen: “I asked the producer, ‘Is Rob ready for this? Have you guys prepped him? Is he ready to be the It Guy? I don’t think he really is.” Director Catherine Hardwicke mentioned that they had to rework certain parts of the movie for actress Kristen Stewart: “We had to rewrite a lot of scenes, because Kristen will not say something if she doesn’t feel good about it.” Another juicy quote from inside: “More than once, Pattinson was overheard asking Stewart to marry him. The actress, who’s had the same boyfriend since she was 16, just shrugged him off.” Poor Robert. :/ “Catherine [Hardwicke] liked a couple of the guys [who auditioned], and I was like, ‘Are you joking? I can’t do the movie unless Rob [Pattinson] does it.”’ Duhhh. Kristen Stewart on the role of edward. :]

The other 2 magazine covers.

"Bonfire of the Vanity"

Blair is against the idea of her mother, Eleanor, dating Cyrus Rose (Serena's love intrest's father), the new man in her life. In typical Blair fashion, she does everything in her power to stop them from being together (Exactly what happens in the book series). Jenny and Agnes move in together. Serena and Aaron fall for each other but something about Aaron threatens to ruin their new relationship... again. Lastly, Dan and Chuck find themselves at war due to Dan’s newfound interest in his father, Bart Bass.

Looks like another awesome episode. :]

Stay Away From Him Okay?

I have never really liked Taylor Swift but after seeing this video she seems like a totally fun and outgoing person.






Taylor Swift just posted an awesome video blog! The 18-year-old country superstar jokes about her breakup from Joe Jonas by using a doll. At timestamp 4:15, Taylor holds up a Camp Rock doll of Joe and jokingly says, “See, this one even comes with a phone, so he can break up with other dolls.” And again, at 4:40, she holds up both the Joe doll and a Taylor Swift doll and says, “Stay away from him, okay?” Now thats how you diss a boyfriend. Other parts of the video include Rascal Flatts pranking her, Halloween with her band, and performances. Celebrity cameos are also made by pal Selena Gomez, Patrick Dempsey, Mario Lopez, Brad Paisley, Martina McBride and other country music stars. Watch the Video Below: November 11th.

Mommy To Be

BABY ALERT~

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are supposdley the latest couple to be having twins, reports Star Magazine. The couple reportedly reunited last month and after a string of secret fertility treatments, Jennifer, 39, is pregnant with twins! A source tells the magazine, “He [John] ordered a bunch of books on Amazon about pregnancy and parenting. He’s just as eager as Jen is. They’ve discussed how they plan to raise their kids, and they agree on mostly everything. They can’t wait to be parents together.” What do you think- Is Jen really pregnant? :?

A Total Romantic

“I’m a total romantic, I loved watching romantic comedies growing up like My Best Friend’s Wedding and so obviously, like, I just love watching Zac and Vanessa because it is such a sweet and romantic relationship so of course you’re like, ‘aww’ whenever they kiss and everything, but just watching them on set is really awesome, it’s beautiful.” Ashley Tisdale told Pop Tarts on being a romantic.

The Vote :?

"I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office. It was down to one vote, and that was going to be my vote. And that may not be true, but that's how much power it felt like I had."- Diddy on his vote for Barack Obama :] (Umm... Didnt Obama win by more than 3,000,000 votes?)

Angelina and Hilary Take 2

Has anyone noticed that Angelina Jolie and Hilary Duff kind of look alike? Today I was looking at the photo of Hilary dress up as Angelina for halloween and realized she really does look like her. The photos from U.K. Harper's Bazaar were posted online today and next to it was an ad for the Best Of Hilary Duff Cd and it hit me. They really do look alike even without the halloween costume. I thinks it the nose personally. What do you think- Do these to look alike? :]

P.S. Thanks Perezhilton.com for these photos. :]

UNICEF Couture

Check out the new Gucci ads for Rihanna! She’s sporting the “Tattoo Heart” bag, which 25% of proceeds will benefit UNICEF. According to WWD, Gucci creative director Frida Giannini said: “When we decided to dedicate a full ad campaign, more than just creating products, to really come out and show our commitment to UNICEF, I felt a musician and a beautiful woman was the perfect icon for this campaign.” On November 19th, Gucci will premiere a film short featuring Rihanna. :]

Reality Index Gossip Girl Style

Every Tuesday, the previous night's Gossip Girl is broken down by New York Magazine and assigned scores according to its patented "reality index." Below are highlights from last neights episode of "There Might Be Blood" ...

• Serena pops out to meet Aaron wearing a silk teddy and high heels. She is basically naked. Which is consistent, as Serena is kind of a ho, but we feel that some kind of "Oops I'm naked" comment was warranted there. Minus 3.
  
• The camp that Serena and Aaron went to in Switzerland is called Camp Suisse. Um, sorry.They couldn't have thought for one more second about a name? Minus 1.
  
• Aaron = Classic emosogynist. Which is so realistic. Plus 10.
  
• Emma's little pretend goody-goody outfit is Blair circa 2007, but with a half-sleeve we're not sure B would approve of. Plus 3 because almost.
  
• We don't even know where to start with the fashion show. 1. It would have been shut down by security in two seconds. 2. Were all of those accessories from Hot Topic? 3. The old people would not have been delighted, they would be having heart attacks. On the plus side, the sound quality was appropriately bad and some of the clothes were cute, but still, Minus 5.
  
• Oh! The Baby Gossip Girl that takes a picture of Nate and Jenny kissing is the same weird Serena Munchkin who accosted Dan and Serena in the park! Plus 1.
  We love how Jenny Humphrey, the 15-year-old, keeps saying this is her "only chance" to become a designer. So accurate. Plus 2.
  

• We love how Jenny Humphrey, the 15-year-old, keeps saying this is her "only chance" to become a designer. So accurate. Plus 2.
  


• Rufus trying to get Jenny arrested is a classic, dumb parent thing to do. In the heat of the moment, he'd forget that she would get an actual criminal record. Plus 2.
  


• "Why do you keep eating those pot brownies, Manny?" Agnes asks. "You know sugar makes you spaz." Plus 2 because Agnes totally wouldn't figure out that pot brownies make you chilllll.
  
• Emma's mom appears actually hypnotized by Serena, despite the fact that she has said exactly nothing. "I had no idea you would be such a delight," she says. Plus 1, because pretty people win.
  
• Emma to Blair: "But you're perfect!" Blair: "True!" Yes! Plus 3.
  
• Muffy's Muff Gets Stuffed. Best Gossip Girl headline ever. Plus 5, also because Blair calls her a lacrosstitute.
  
• Blair is reading In Style. Damn those *itches and their product placement! Minus only 1 because Blair might read In Style if all of the copies of Vogue in the world (American and otherwise) spontaneously combusted.

I Still Hate You :D

Miley Cyrus and boyfriend Justin Gaston spend the day shopping together at Best Buy in Los Angeles on Monday.



The 15-year-old popstar just returned from her European promo tour for her CD Breakout yesterday. While in Paris, Miley, performed 7 Things and added at the end of her song, “I still hate you.” The hit song is rumored to be about ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas. Below is the video of miley and her "I still hate you" comment. You can just fast forward to the 36 second mark to here it, if you dont want to here her talk about 7 things. What do you think- Is it about Nick? :D

The Buzz :]

Tori Spelling, son Liam and their dog all coordinate for a friend's Halloween party in L.A. as a happy honeybee trio, while dad Dean McDermott gets some "respek" as Sacha Baron Cohen's alter ego, Ali G.

Got Milk?

Heidi Klum shows her second milk mustache in almost two weeks in her latest got milk? ad, which debuts in Shape on November 10th. (Last month, the German supermodel was a milk maid).




The ad copy reads, “Model Mom. From the runway to my driveway, there’s one look that’s always in style. Studies suggest the nutrients in 3 glasses of lowfat or fat free milk a day can help you maintain a healthy weight. And the protein helps build muscle for a lean body. Which makes it a perfect fit for you and your family.”

Cleopatra and Medusa Baking Cake?

Blake Lively dressed up as Queen of the Nile, Cleopatra, for a special Halloween edition of The Martha Stewart Show telecast on Halloween, October 31, 2008. Martha dressed up as the Greek goddess Medusa who is known for her intertwining snake hair. Together, the twosome were in the kitchen preparing pumpkin-chocolate marble cake. :]

Miley Must Be Giggling In Europe :D

Miley Cyrus’s little sister, Noah, poses with her two sisters’ boyfriends on Friday, Halloween in Toluca Lake, Calif. Noah, was joined by Miley’s boyfriend, Justin Gaston (”Vote” star scarf), and Brandi’s boyfriend, Sam Hancock (polka dot scarf). Justin and Sam were supposedly dressed as two of the Jonas Brothers. Is Justin dressed as Miley’s ex-boyfriend Nick? :] The pair put on an “impromptu concert” in the driveway of the Cyrus family home and gave out candy and posed for photos with passing trick-or-treaters. Go team Miley and Justin.

Justin really has the Nick "smile" down pat. :]

Is That Brangelina?

Hilary Duff and hockey player boyfriend Mike Comrie dressed up as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for Halloween. They had it down exactly. From the tattoo, the smoky eyes, the baby and the vest. Hilary Duff really looks like angelina her boyfriend not so much.